STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
