Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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