drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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