covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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