Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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