Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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