i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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