To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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