everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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