so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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