Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
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i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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