If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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