I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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