we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
NoShamevember. You game?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Lo siento on account of my penis...
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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