woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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