Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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