ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
they're like a gay fantastic four
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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