How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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