at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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