Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I didn't notice because vodka
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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