Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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