Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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