Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
