we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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