im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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