Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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