Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
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there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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