i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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