Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Even my vagina gasped.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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