idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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