I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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