I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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