Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
he had hair everywhere except his balls
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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