i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
don't judge my taste in strippers
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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