I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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