thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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