could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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