One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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