Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
