This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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