My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
did you just send me my own nude
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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