we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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