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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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