Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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