I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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As shirtless as possible
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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