I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Randomize
