and you said cock pushups were impossible
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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