What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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