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(501): View more from Arkansas

All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.

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(727): View more from Florida

How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates

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(216): View more from Ohio

Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"

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(256): View more from Alabama

As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.

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