we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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