sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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