spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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